Mar 01 2010

GMail Wants to Get Me Drunk

Category: MusingsBill Mason @ 11:58 pm

GMail has two errant party invitations for me. One for a birthday bash in Washington DC and one for a hot party in the East Village (wherever that is). Someone has neglected to tell GMail I’m a tee-totaler.

And all of you party people who don’t know your e-mail address? You’re all flagged in advance. You get to be the designated drivers.

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Feb 24 2010

Lies Gmail Told Me Today

Category: MusingsBill Mason @ 5:54 pm
  • That I installed something called PrimoPDF (never heard of it)
  • That I registered for Borders Rewards (I’m already a member)
  • That I have a profile at Ashley Madison….

…Seriously, a website for married people to find someone to have an affair with? Really?

I don’t know how I’ll top that next time, but I have faith in the universe of people who don’t know their own email address. And really, if you can’t keep track of your own email address, good luck keeping an affair a secret. I think you’re operating under a handicap.

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