A friend of mine asked me what I would do if I won the lottery. This is my answer. The list is not in order of importance, or order I would do it in, or anything like that. It’s just stream of consciousness listed as I thought of it.
- Fund a college scholarship.
- Outfund every anti-gay legal anything so badly, the proponents of such things will forever fear I will out-bid them on everything right down to their morning cup of coffee. And I just might, and I don’t even drink coffee.
- Pay off our debts.
- Make sure a friend of mine whose honeymoon is in peril because of legal expenses, goes.
- Wherever the family wants to live, move there and live. (Staying put is also an option.)
- For myself, NHL pay-per-view forever.
- Save a worthy newspaper from extinction.
- Live reasonably comfortably while doing everything in my means to perpetuate positive energy in the world.
