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		<title>Parallels</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Does anyone else ever wake up feeling like they&#8217;re in the wrong universe or something? Earlier this week, the commute to work was really free of traffic. I take a couple of freeways to work, and pretty much never do I do the speed limit on both of them for the length of the trip. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Does anyone else ever wake up feeling like they&#8217;re in the wrong universe or something?</p>
<p>Earlier this week, the commute to work was really free of traffic. I take a couple of freeways to work, and pretty much never do I do the speed limit on both of them for the length of the trip. So that was weird.</p>
<p>Then when I was actually at work, I didn&#8217;t see anyone else arrive in my department for an hour and a half. Normally if someone hasn&#8217;t beaten me there, they arrive soon after. So that was weirder. So weird as the time crept by that I became convinced I was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Yes, I checked the calendar to make sure it wasn&#8217;t a holiday I forgot. Twice.</p>
<p>The end of this story is anticlimactic. People did turn up. One had actually been there but was off on another floor out of sight.</p>
<p>Or maybe I&#8217;m <em>still</em> in the wrong universe and I haven&#8217;t figured it out yet&#8230;. Maybe any minute now some big difference between this world and mine will rear its head. Y&#8217;know, George Bush will turn out to be Mitochondrial Adam. Windows will be the better but niche OS. Something.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s all so <i>Twilight Zone</i>, if I&#8217;m right. Or <a href="http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/series/TNG/episode/68632.html"><i>Star Trek</i></a>.</p>
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